1 Case - 1,000 (5 x 200) Ridiculously Tall Party Yard Flexible Straws - 17" x 0.31" - Color: Gold

📏 Yard Stick Straws – Because Size Does Matter 📏

These 17" x 0.31" flexible plastic straws aren’t just long—they’re absurdly long. And the flex? Oh, we made it extra bendy. Why? Because we could. Fully extended, these beasts hit a glorious 19 inches.

Colors? We nailed it:
✨ Clear: Classic, sleek, and non-committal—perfect for any vibe.
💖 Hot Pink: Bold, unapologetic, and giving full 80s vaporwave energy.

We thought about making them individually wrapped. But honestly? That just felt…wrong. So, we didn’t.

Perfect for:
🍹 Ridiculous cocktails
🎉 Bachelorette chaos
💃 Late-night questionable decisions

Get Yours. Get Noticed. Get Sippin’.